It’s Official: Peak ‘Put Me in the Hot Box’ Season

Let’s go ahead and name it:

We have officially entered Peak “Please Put Me in the Hot Box” Season.

Late December does weird things to humans. There’s travel. Family dynamics. Group decisions. Noise. Sugar. Feelings. And roughly 47 people asking, “So… how are things?”

By December 26th, most nervous systems are:

• tired but wired

• grateful but overstimulated

• reflective but also completely done

• craving routine

• wildly uninterested in anything containing the phrase “new year, new you”

All while the internet is out here shouting: VISION BOARDS! RESET! GLOW UP! REINVENT YOUR WHOLE LIFE!

Your body is like:

…or hear me out…What if we just sit somewhere warm and breathe?

Enter: peak sauna season.

Because the hot room is magically (blessedly) uncomplicated:

• warm

• quiet

• grounding

• zero emotional obligations

• zero productivity

• absolutely no self-improvement agenda

Just heat + breath + that feeling of, “Oh right… this is what my nervous system sounds like when it’s not panicking.”

The hot room does NOT care:

• how your year went

• whether you journaled

• or if you’ve picked a word for 2026

It simply hands you:

• heat

• stillness

• a reset

• a soft return to yourself

Not a transformation. Not a glow-up. Just you — but less crispy around the edges.

Our first sauna session of 2026 is January 6th at the Colorado Tap House from 5-9pm and your sauna session includes a free drink — because sauna + a good beverage is a pretty ideal pairing.

If you want something grounding, human, and refreshingly agenda-free,come sit in the hot box with us.

It helps more than you’d think.